Matt the manager of Yuk Yuks played my security gaurd/one liner champ tonight. Now people will 鳄鱼皮官网  know not to mess with him or else he will destroy them with vegas style slams. Second show Matt had to remove a table of girls who didn't appreciate our comedy, 鳄鱼皮包专卖店 I think he just ended up getting their numbers though... that's Matt, always looking out for me.

Ninja please.

May 23, 2009 @ 08:38 PM


Ur hair looks like it was kicked by a cow

May 23, 2009 @ 11:15 PM


R u black?

May 23, 2009 @ 11:15 PM


Lol k i guess you're funny and you're kind of got

May 23, 2009 @ 11:15 PM


Sup, dude.love the patch

May 23, 2009 @ 11:15 PM


I heart u

May 23, 2009 @ 11:16 PM


you have a troll haircut

May 23, 2009 @ 11:18 PM


Giggidy Giggidy

May 23, 2009 @ 11:21 PM


Carrot top called...he wants his act back

May 23, 2009 @ 11:21 PM


I meant licked!

May 23, 2009 @ 11:21 PM


I didnt send that message! Mine was the cow kicked/licked hair

May 23, 2009 @ 11:29 PM