What an amazingly wierd late show. I haven't had this much fun in a while on a show. I was excited to premiere a new bit where i bring a security gaurd on stage as protection and to slam hecklers with his poetry. Justin Patterson an artist with the Arbour Lake Sghool guys that i do a variety show with in Calgary was my security poet and he killed. Vanouver audiences are smart and are a lot of fun!!!

Hey chris its matt the mgr. Theres a bunch of hot ladies here tonite and I think we should convince em to join us for a sexy party later

May 22, 2009 @ 11:10 PM

You are lovely

May 22, 2009 @ 11:10 PM

So am i

May 22, 2009 @ 11:10 PM

Lv bums

May 22, 2009 @ 11:10 PM

HiV! You're funny :)

May 22, 2009 @ 11:12 PM

Is that your natural hair color?

May 22, 2009 @ 11:14 PM

Where did you getvthe book

May 22, 2009 @ 11:16 PM

I think I should be ur new security gaurs I'm brown and got way more gun power try me

May 22, 2009 @ 11:16 PM

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? NACHO CHEESE

May 22, 2009 @ 11:21 PM

Your poem made me happy inside! Acceptionaly lovely

May 22, 2009 @ 11:22 PM

Dude i write better poetry toooo

May 22, 2009 @ 11:23 PM

Calgary? A beauty show! Original and funny. Love the lid! justin kills

May 22, 2009 @ 11:24 PM